This has to happen to me??? Fucking bookstores.
That’s right, an independent bookstore opens up within bike riding distance of my house just when I decide to start saving money. If there’s a god up in the clouds laughing at me while I shake my fist at him like a 5 foot tall Ralph Kramden, then he’s a sick fuck because why would you mess with readers of all people. Like what have we ever done to make this country worse? Motherfucker.
In all serious… this is so awesome. I just wish I could be there at the grand opening!